Demarcus Cousins Misses Game With “Food Poisoning”


Demarcus Cousins did not play in the Kings game against the Hornets last night due to “food poisoning”, and was not made available to the media to answer awkward questions about his penis. For those of you who just said, “his what?”, let me fill you in…

A hooker stripper woman named Asia Monroe is alleging that Cousins sent her an inappropriate photo of himself, a claim Cousins has denied through his agent, John Greig. Greig released this statement yesterday in response to the allegations:

“Rest assured that Demarcus Cousins has not sent any nude photos to any woman at any time,” Greig said in a statement. “Allegations that he has and Internet websites that are reporting such are erroneous. These websites should take the images claiming to be Demarcus down and apologize. It is a sad reflection of where our culture is that someone can send and post these type of things without any accountability.”

According to the Sacramento Bee, Kings head coach Keith Smart and the team are aware of the situation involving Cousins penis (I bet they all looked at it) and are going to let Cousins representatives handle the situation.

It’s unfortunate that Cousins is having to deal with this allegation, because he has been playing some fantastic basketball this season. He currently ranks first in offensive rebounds (4.6), first in charges taken (32), fourth in rebounding (11.2) and is fifth in double-doubles (24). For a guy trying to improve his reputation this certainly isn’t a step in the right direction, whether it turns out to be true or not.

Chuck Hayes had 4 points, 5 rebounds and 2 assists in 27 minutes of action during the Kings 99-98 victory over the Hornets last night.


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