What did the 76ers do after they won their playoff series against the Bulls? Strip Club

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From Liberty Ballers…

A crew of Sixers, including Andre Iguodala, Spencer Hawes and Lou Williams celebrated their playoff series defeat of the Bulls Friday night at Delilah’s (100 Spring Garden) partying in a VIP area of the gentlemen’s club.

OK. Take a second to recover from this smilefest and let’s address a few points.

IMMA BOSS. Just had to get that out of the way.

I wonder where Elton Brand and Tony Battie were?

Do you think Collins texted them while they were at the club? Did they respond? WAS HE EVEN INVITED?!

Evan Turner: Bust. Okay, I’m sorry. I’m sorry!

Hawes is probably the Sixers equivalent of Barney Stinson.

Who would be the cutest Sixer to get a lap dance? Jodie Meeks, I think. I don’t think he’d stop smiling.

“I made my first million fo’ I ever got laid.”

I bet Andre wasn’t thinking of his son during this part of the evening.

The weird thing is we don’t find out all the Sixers that were there. Was Evan? Jrue? Sam Young? I feel like Sam Young would get a little too handsy. I know Thad wasn’t there – he’s too much of a family man. Nikola Vucevic? Craig Brackins? I just wanna know, man.

Hopefully they were *relatively* tame over there. I don’t want to read a story saying there’s a dead stripper and Meeks just got married to one. Not before the Celtics series. After, maybe. But not before.

Show ya luv, indeed.

Since the article doesn’t specifically mention that Meeks went to the strip club, I’m going to assume he didn’t go. It just doesn’t seem like his style. But I definitely agree that had he gone, he would have been the cutest player to get a lap dance.

He’s really cute.

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